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Wed, 24 Feb 2010 12:48:26 -0500

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Tue, 02 Feb 2010 13:42:07 -0500

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Eat More Crap

Thu, 21 Jan 2010 15:14:28 -0500

Eat More Crap

Clip from Big Bang Theory with the laugh track removed. Feels...

Sat, 16 Jan 2010 16:30:11 -0500

Clip from Big Bang Theory with the laugh track removed. Feels really awkward not being told when to laugh…

Screen shot of the lone windows PC on my network. It’s a...

Thu, 07 Jan 2010 15:09:33 -0500

Screen shot of the lone windows PC on my network. It’s a virtual one at that.

"Bowing to calls for restraint in tough economic times, Goldman said that its most senior executives..."

Thu, 10 Dec 2009 22:23:00 -0500

“Bowing to calls for restraint in tough economic times, Goldman said that its most senior executives would forgo cash bonuses this year. Instead, the 30 executives will be paid in the form of long-term stock”

- In the spirit of restraint, I would like to take a 50% pay cut and have the 50%, I didn’t get, paid to me in gold bars. I want to rough it like all the other common folk this year. via (nytimes).

My New Fighting Technique is Unstoppable

Thu, 10 Dec 2009 09:50:37 -0500

My New Fighting Technique is Unstoppable

"“Calm down. Breathe. This isn’t the end of a beautiful love life that ended suddenly,..."

Tue, 27 Oct 2009 12:55:58 -0400

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“Calm down. Breathe. This isn’t the end of a beautiful love life that ended suddenly, this is the beginning of the rest of your goddam life, and it’s only going to get better from here. You’re free. Realize that. This girl wanted to marry you, and she’s willing to fuck some dipshit behind your back?

You dodged a massive fucking bullet, man. The really huge Super Mario kind with the eyes on the side, where you had to run and duck into the little divit to avoid shrinking. You did that. You got into that divit, and you’re still super sized, and you can break blocks with your face. Now get out there and step on some fucking turtles”

”

- Best quote ever, found on a reddit comment.

Microsoft on the Sidekick Debacle

Fri, 16 Oct 2009 00:18:21 -0400

Microsoft corporate vice president Roz Ho said the data loss problem has been traced to a “system failure that created data loss in the core database and the back-up.”

ORLY?! The system failure caused data loss in your primary database, then drove to your offsite backup location and then peed on all the other backups? Just admit it: you either didn’t have backups or your backups were stored in the same place as your original data. In which case, YOU DIDN’T HAVE BACKUPS!

I am a Conservative

Fri, 18 Sep 2009 18:01:42 -0400

This morning I was awoken by my alarm clock powered by electricity generated by the public power monopoly regulated by the U.S. Department of Energy.

I then took a shower in the clean water provided by a municipal water utility.

After that, I turned on the TV to one of the FCC-regulated channels to see what the National Weather Service of the National Oceanographic and Atmospheric Administration determined the weather was going to be like, using satellites designed, built, and launched by the National Aeronautics and Space Administration.

I watched this while eating my breakfast of U.S. Department of Agriculture-inspected food and taking the drugs which have been determined as safe by the U.S. Food and Drug Administration.

At the appropriate time, as regulated by the U.S. Congress and kept accurate by the National Institute of Standards and Technology and the U.S. Naval Observatory, I get into my National Highway Traffic Safety Administration-approved automobile and set out to work on the roads build by the local, state, and federal Departments of Transportation, possibly stopping to purchase additional fuel of a quality level
determined by the Environmental Protection Agency, using legal tender issued by the Federal Reserve Bank.

On the way out the door I deposit any mail I have to be sent out via the U.S. Postal Service and drop the kids off at the public school.

After spending another day not being maimed or killed at work thanks to the workplace regulations imposed by the Department of Labor and the Occupational Safety and Health administration, enjoying another two meals which again do not kill me because of the USDA, I drive my NHTSA car back home on the DOT roads, to my house which has not burned down in my absence because of the state and local building codes and Fire Marshal’s inspection, and which has not been plundered of all its valuables thanks to the local police department.

And then I log on to the internet — which was developed by the Defense Advanced Research Projects Administration — and post on Freerepublic.com and Fox News forums about how SOCIALISM in medicine is BAD because the government can’t do anything right.

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I have to do one more, I’m dying over here. This one is...

Fri, 18 Sep 2009 16:00:51 -0400

I have to do one more, I’m dying over here. This one is with Natalie Portman.

Between Two Ferns with Charlize Theron and the dude from The...

Fri, 18 Sep 2009 15:46:34 -0400

Between Two Ferns with Charlize Theron and the dude from The Hangover.

The recession is over. More photos @ (via Audi R8 Blinds...

Tue, 15 Sep 2009 17:33:11 -0400

The recession is over. More photos @ (via Audi R8 Blinds Frankfurt Show Goers)

Obama hates being interrupted by Kanye too

Tue, 15 Sep 2009 09:18:04 -0400

Obama hates being interrupted by Kanye too

Ze Frank on the healthcare debate.

Sat, 05 Sep 2009 13:15:40 -0400

Ze Frank on the healthcare debate.

Virginia Tech Hokies Jr. Superfan

Fri, 04 Sep 2009 14:04:23 -0400

Virginia Tech Hokies Jr. Superfan

The Circle Of Death. via (has_many :through)

Fri, 04 Sep 2009 11:49:42 -0400

The Circle Of Death. via (has_many :through)

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Mon, 31 Aug 2009 10:25:13 -0400

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The truth behind Pan & Scan VS Wide Screen straight from the...

Fri, 28 Aug 2009 10:26:34 -0400

The truth behind Pan & Scan VS Wide Screen straight from the directors’ mouths.

Questionable localization in this Microsoft ad. (via @avibryant)

Tue, 25 Aug 2009 16:03:17 -0400

Questionable localization in this Microsoft ad. (via @avibryant)